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Propagandist bastards – Dangerous, Deception the Dark Art of Fake News.

Propagandist bastards – Dangerous, Deception the Dark Art of Fake News.

(This Post was originally published in January 2023. With the passing of 12 months, and upon reflection, the warnings contained therein have become even more acute.)

Welcome to 2023! I’m eagerly expecting a year of wonder, interest, frustration, and concerning events. What may come over the horizon? Like taxes, you can count on more political propaganda this year! When did it start? What’s its intent? Who were/are some of the great propagandists of time travel? Does propaganda take many forms? What if any are the defenses against the black arts of propaganda. I’ve been pondering such in between XMAS and New Year festivities. Yes, I know at 60 you would think I had a life!

Defence Against the Dark Arts (DADA) – Chapter 11 PROPAGANDA

Make America great again – Powerful dangerous effective propaganda.

November 17, 2012, was a historical day in US history. Donald Trump ‘created’ a slogan that is perhaps the finest expression of propaganda in the contemporary world. Incidentally he stole the concept, who would expect anything else!

MAGA - Make America Great Again - clever by dangerous propaganda. Contemporary propaganda at its most dangerous.
MAGA – Make America Great Again – clever but dangerous propaganda.

MAGA is brilliant as a propaganda slogan. Its simplicity and statement of nothing precise, provide the receiver multiple imagined reference subjects. All the bad evil things in your life, Trump will fix. Taxes, immigrants, talk of climate change, inflation, the Clintons – Trump can fix it. A defining aspect of both propaganda and Fascism is the promise of easy fixes. If only you were to give enough power to those who brought you the enlightenment in the first place!

Surely, a baseball cap could not possibly warn of the threat of the violence inherent in the propaganda system. Well of course it can’t! That’s the point of propaganda. To convince common people to support, allow, and sustain actions which they would otherwise abhor!

People are diverse and complex, nothing more diverse than opinions on the structure of society. Some of those opinions are ugly! Fascists, and their belief that violence is legitimate political discourse. You’re not likely to see that printed on a baseball cap, it wouldn’t fit.

Behaviour never lies – The Winnie defense.

Winston Churchill knew one defense against these dark arts was to watch people’s behaviour, and not listen to their words.

Winston Churchill defense against propaganda critical element of this Postcard.
Winston’s Primary Defence Against the Dark Arts of Propaganda

But I’m getting ahead of myself. When and where did Propaganda commence its Time Travel?

Origins of Propaganda:

Time travelling back 2538 years to ancient Persia we find King Darius. Darius would bang on with his own version of MAGA – Make Persia Great Again (MPGA), which loses something. I guess the illiterate Trump was lucky America starts with a vowel!

Jumping forward 110 years, we find Pericles in the Acropolis, washing dolmades down with litres of retsina. Prior to the rise of Greece, most people lived under despots. With limited means to represent their political desires as a group. Pericles and his mates were well aware of their group interests. All well informed of the political affairs of their City State. We know Greece as a democracy, but it was a closed shop, excluding women, slaves, non-Greeks and other undesirables. Perhaps Pericles’ propaganda was focused on keeping democracy just the way it benefitted his interest group?

Pericles knew nothing of newspapers, radio, television, LinkedIn and Twitter. But he had public games, theatre, law courts, public oratory, and religious festivals. All of these were used as powerful engines of propaganda to mold attitudes and opinions.

Architecture as Propaganda.

The Greeks were great thinkers, or perhaps it was the retsina. But Pericles realized when the curtain went down on your latest ‘Broadway’ production, well your propaganda went silent. I know, let’s build a huge temple on the highest most expensive land in the city: The Parthenon was born. It’s notable that other great propagandists also chose large architectural monuments to propagandize their message. Christian cathedrals are notable examples as well Hitler’s world capital ‘Germania’.

The Parthenon, built 2450 years before Trump Tower, was intended to show the world the Greeks were strong and brave. In order to serve Pericles’ nationalistic goals, the temple was built on the sacred Acropolis. Seen by anyone approaching the city, permanent glorification of the greatness of Greece. The Parthenon may have survived, but Pericles’s intent for the Greeks did not. The famous Parthenon marbles were knicked by the British in 1812. And the European Union has financially bailed out Greece on more than one occasion. Seems propaganda often does not stand the test of time!

The Parthenon in Greece is a fine example of propaganda in the ancient world.
Bits of the Parthenon – The best bits are in the London Museum

Propaganda and the Ancient World.

My previous Postcard, ‘Lust, Fascists and Arseholes’ discusses the fact that Julius Caesar’s writing was self-seeking propaganda. Roman writing is the primary ancient history which time travelled down to us. Tragically, most of it is Roman self-seeking bull shit, consequently much was lost about other worthy ancient civilizations. Propaganda distorts history, it really is Fake News.

Another Roman Emperor, Marcus Aurelius did not have the same penchant for self-seeking bollocks. Marcus wrote about Defence Against the Dark Arts (DADA), his writings on stoicism justifiably time travelled down to us. Reason is the greatest defense against propaganda, but the dark arts are sneaky!

2000-year-old warnings on defense against propaganda.

Fart jokes and propaganda.

Propaganda was on for young and old with the invention of the printing press in 1450. Several hundred years of mass-produced propaganda followed. As the Protestant Reformers and the Anti Reformation Roman Catholics, slogged it out for righteous dominance. You didn’t think the printing press would have been used to educate the mud eating British peasants, did you?

There does not seem to have been much discipline to 15th Century propaganda. Certainly, a lot of buttock baring, farting jokes, and other schoolboy humour. Seems to be what influenced Donald Trump’s personal propaganda style!

I guess Twitter simply maintains a proud tradition of Propaganda.

The two world wars elevated propaganda to a studied art form. Propaganda counters and bi-passes logic, reason, rational thought, and common sense: It manipulates emotions. My previous Postcard, ‘Bastard Horse and Scared Young Men’, introduced my Uncle Les, who ran off as a 16-year-old, joined the Australian Light Horse and fought through World War 1. I’m guessing that Les’ ‘adventure’ was inspired by manipulative propaganda:

WW2 – Liars, creeps and other bastards

If WW1 made propaganda an art form, WW2 was the master period. NAZI Germany knew the manipulative magic of the Dark Arts, creating a Government Department run by Joseph Goebbels.

“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it”

Joseph Goebells.
NAZI Creep – Joseph Goebbels. Master of destructive propaganda.

Now this guy was a real creep, couldn’t lie straight in bed! Winston warned us that, “Behaviour never Lies”. True to form, the actual cowardice and brutality of Goebbels was exposed in May 1945. Instead of facing the Russians, he and his darling wife murdered their 5 children and killed themselves.

NAZI propaganda, had at its core a complete disdain for people. But they had thought it through, they knew the psychology upon which it played.

Hitler – An appeal to those of limited intelligence.

The little corporal had no more respect for the people, then Goebbels:

Hitler indulged in propaganda. An effective instrument of NAZI terror and destruction.
The little corporal had no more respect for the people, then Goebbels.

Welcome to the Red Baron’s not so little friend.

Hermann Goering, was no fool, self-seeking, pompous, and arrogant, but clever and calculating. A decorated WW1 Fighter Pilot Ace who flew under command of the Red Baron. When the Baron was shot down by Aussie troops, Fat Boy Goering lead the Baron’s Flying Circus. During the1946 Nuremberg War Crimes Trial, he defended himself effectively against US, Russian and British lawyers. Sentenced to Death by Hanging. True to Churchill’s advice, Hermann also committed suicide.

I imagine Winnie would have chuckled and fired up another Cuban, when he was told of the arrest of Hermann by US military police:

“Hermann was wearing a woman’s silk kimonos, French knickers, long hair, and painted fingernails: He was also completely off his face on morphine.

US MP Arrest Report Fat Boy not so Slim

Notorious propagandists don’t always come dressed like successful seemingly well-meaning politicians.

Hermann had the usual NAZI distain for the views of the German people. He also speaks to the evil power of propaganda:

I seek not to be an apologist for old fat boy Hermann. But as an example, that evil propaganda is not just the tactic of ignorant sociopaths. A fact we may forget after all these years of laughing at Donald Trump.

Speer Defense – I should have known but I didn’t.

Albert Speer, Hitler’s architect – A man of exceptional logistical talent and extraordinary revolting judgement in political friends.

Albert Speer, Hitler's Architect - A propagandist who used architecture and grand physical displays.
Albert Speer, Hitler’s Architect – Built propaganda.

Speer was a propagandist, not words like the slimy Goebbels, but architecture and political rallies on a grand scale. Speer designed ‘Germania’, Hitler’s vision for a European/World capital that eclipsed anything Pericles imagined, with or without a Grecian Urn full of retsina. A capital that would for 2000 years, demonstrate the superiority, power and authority of NAZI Germany:

‘Germania’ – Hitler’s Propaganda on a Massive Scale

Germania was never conceived, Speer’s model disappeared in ashes, in consequence of Allied Bombing. Much like most German cities and all of Hitler’s NAZI evil vision. Contemporary propagandists of the Neo-Nazi, and White Nationalist variety, never seem to mention how Time Travel reveals the ashen consequences of their nonsense.

Speer’s Cathedral of Light – All smoke and mirrors.

Speer’s built propaganda works, ‘The Cathedral of Light’, featured in Nazi Party rallies. It consisted of 130 anti-aircraft searchlights, at intervals of 12 meters, aimed skyward to create a series of vertical bars surrounding the audience. Speer described the effect. The feeling was of a vast room, with the beams serving as mighty pillars of infinitely light outer walls”. The British Ambassador to Germany, Sir Neville Henderson, described it as,Both solemn and beautiful… like being in a cathedral of ice. Henderson, quintessentially British establishment, should have known better: Propaganda often appears as seductive entertainment.

Cool as Speer’s ‘Cathedral’ may have been, it was all smoke and literally mirrors, the world should have reacted to the chilling message of hate and domination! Humility seems an excellent DADA principle.

NAZI Cathedral of Light – Illuminating Evil Propaganda

Fascist Achievements? – Talent gone, toadies remain.

In the 1920’s and 1930 Speer was a crap unsuccessful architect. A period when German architecture, design and engineering was world leading. Innovative, focused on solving real problems, and creating healthy affordable environments for the common people. Hitler condemned this, declaring it Marxist, immoral and decadent. Speer’s neo classical exaggerations arrived! German architects, designers and engineers fled to the US in droves – Contributing mightily to US economic success post war. Today’s neo-Nazis and white nationalist propaganda, never seems to mention that driving away critical talent is an inevitable reaction. Talent gone – toadies remain.

In consequence of his logistical genius, Speer became Hitler’s Armaments and Production Minster. The dubious distinction of producing more weapons in the last 12 months under massive, allied air raids, then in the preceding years. Speer also faced the 1946 Nuremberg War Crimes Trial, it seems he never knew of the Holocaust (dubious), but was responsible for the abuse, starvation and death of thousands in his industry. Speer received a 25-year sentence in solitary and served every day. Russia objected hypocritically: “The US, spared Speer from hanging in return for the secrets of his logistics”. No doubt these Russian ‘vodka sours’, were not a sense of thwarted desire for justice, but because US Security captured Speer first! Abundant hypocrisy and propaganda are long standing comrades in solidarity.

Albert Speer was charming, quick witted and urbane: Also, self-seeking and ruthless. Propagandists come in many forms. And Russian President Putin is the contemporary worst! Putin is also the current world’s greatest hypocrite. A subject I discussed in my Postcard, ‘Fools, heroes, and Villains’.

Russian for Dummies.

Putin controls Russian Propaganda, what he says goes and is repeated!

In some ways, Russian propaganda builds on Soviet Cold War–era techniques, with an emphasis on obfuscation and on getting targets to act in the interests of the propagandist without realizing that they have done so. In other ways, it is completely new and driven by the characteristics of the contemporary information environment. Russia has taken advantage of technology and available media in ways that would have been inconceivable during the Cold War. It’s tools and channels now include the internet, social media, and the evolving landscape of professional and amateur journalism and media outlets. It is international, effective, far reaching, a firehose of falsehood – And Putin controls it all, what he says goes and is repeated!

Now we are back in 2023, is there any self-protection against propaganda?

Conclusion: Defence Against the Dark Arts.

I would like to suggest keep yourself informed. But that’s hard, we are all very busy and effective contemporary propaganda, as Putin uses, is much more sophisticated than silly slogan bearing baseball caps. EG: Russian Propaganda Robots (BOTS) are just as likely to slam this Post. Which explains why Siobhan O’Reilly of Kilkenny, is always bagging me online. I thought it was my endless charm and wit!

Winston Churchill’s advice, ignore the words, focus on the actions is dependable. But in the case of your precious vote, the actions come after your vote, the damage may be done.

So, then I remember the old adage: “If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is”. Remember propaganda is trying to deceive you into supporting something your rational mind would reject. Propaganda promises quick fixes, adult rational people don’t willingly believe in quick fixes, do they? Tragically if the propaganda is effective, they do. 74,222,958 US Citizens voted for the MAGA baseball cap!

To trace the origins of that old adage requires time travel back to 1580, with Thomas Lupton’s ‘Sivquila’. I would suggest getting a copy of Thomas’ work, but this is the only piece of wisdom it contains. Unless of course your house is infected with fleas, wolves, demons, witches, and sorcery. Thomas has plenty of quick fixes for these common problems. So yes, Thomas was also a propagandist, the adage that travelled down to us was firmly aimed at the Catholic Church and its promise of salvation.

I will leave you with old Winnie’s wisdom to back yourself, but even that seems not as it appears!

Fools, heroes, and villains – Venture out in the midday sun.

(This Postcard was originally published in January 2023. Like many, I was both enraged and deeply concerned about Putin's illegal and unprovoked attack on Ukraine. When little Vlad suggested that the West needed to stay out of it, well I had to respond.)


Who would venture out in the midday sun? Well according to the 1931 Noël Coward song, only ‘Mad dogs and Englishmen’. Coward would perhaps smile in considering the deconstruction, and reconstruction of his lyrics. As a result, they have morphed to accommodate ideas quite removed from the simple witty satire originally intended. Noel knew social media to be newspapers and the medium he mastered, popular music. Today’s social media brings the glare of the midday sun, onto most people on the Planet. That is to say, Noel’s lyric are a metaphor for public exposure. Most people have some exposure to social media. As a result, most people, know how cruel, how energy sapping, how destructive, such exposure can be. Only a certain type of person enjoys such attention. Consequently, only fools, heroes, and villains venture out in the midday sun!

Does anything more than popular entertainment result from social media dominance? Perhaps it depends on whether those exposed are heroes, fools or villains. Above all whether we can understand the difference. I was pondering such issues when I decided to write to little Vlad.

Putin – fool and villain. Dear Vlad,

Recently I sent a letter via LinkedIn to President Putin as follows:

Oh, Mr. Putin you are a hypocrite. You say, “The Wests’ provision of weapons to Ukraine will prolong the war, it must stop”.

Do you remember the USSR, it was in all the papers, especially its dissolution on Dec 26, 1991. Well,

The USSR was attacked by Germany on June 22, 1941. The USSR was sustained by Allied Convoys delivering weapons and materials. Oh, that sounds remarkably familiar.

And you clearly forget that in excess of 10,000 merchant sailors perished on such convoys.

Convoys like PQ17, 35 ships commenced the journey, only 11 made it to the USSR.

Lest we Forget!

Peter Veal, January 2023

Vlad the Hypocrite.

I attached the following poster. Which depicts Allied Convoys making the extremely dangerous run to Russia. Arguably Russia would have succumbed to German Nazism during World War 2 if not for such sacrifice. Now Putin complains of the same Countries sustaining Ukraine: Hypocrisy!

Describes the Allied Convoys that supplied and sustained the USSR, when it was attacked by Germany in World War 2.

British Merchant Seaman – Uncelebrated Quite Heroes

I’m still awaiting a response from Vlad, perhaps he’s busy? My intent was to define Putin’s hypocrisy in complaining of the West’s support for Ukraine. Whilst ignoring the historical fact that in 1941 the West supported Russia (USSR).

Over 10,000 Merchant Seaman died crewing these convoys. This figure excludes military personnel, sailors and airman: In total 72,000 lives! Britain expended weapons and treasury it really needed for self-defense. British convoys commenced in August 1941, only a few months after the Battle of Britain, had ceased to be an existential threat. Consequently, as much as Britain needed Russia to resist Germany, it desperately needed all its weapons, men and treasury rebuild its defensive and offensive strength.

Extraordinary Heroism and Conspicuous Courage. Death in a freezing cold sea, a long way from home.

  • So, what does it mean to be a hero?
  • What is the importance in Society of Heroes?
  • Should we still value heroic endeavours in the contemporary world?

One person’s Hero, another’s Fool a short time travel trip.

In Ancient Greek tradition, a hero was a human, male or female, of the remote past. Heroes, in consequence of descendance from immortal gods, possessed superhuman abilities. Equally, they had all of the qualities and faults of their fellow humans. But those human characteristics were always on a much larger scale. Counterintuitively for the modern mind, ancient heroes were not paragons of virtue. Whether fool or villain, ancient heroes like their parent gods, were objects of cult worship.

Obviously, some of this tradition time travelled 2500 years down to us: Donald Trump.

A baseball card illustrating Donald Trump as a superhero. Image illustrates how are villainous fool can be portrayed as a hero.

Funny? No: Pathetic and Insulting to Real Heroes, yes!

If you’ve been lucky to escape this absurdity, Trump has recently released a range of digital trading cards which portray himself as a superhero! Quick pause to be sick and then we will continue………………………

Trump certainly fits the classical tradition: No virtue, all the failings of mortal humans but on a much larger scale, and at least in his ‘mind’, descended from a god albeit a self-seeking, sociopathic one, his father Fred Trump!

A sensible definition of a Hero.

Out of respect for legitimate heroes, like the merchant men on Convoy PQ 17, let’s move on. What’s a contemporary more plausible definition of hero?

The Oxford English Language Dictionary defines Hero:

  1. A person who is admired by many people for doing something brave or good;
  2. The main male character in a story, novel, film, etc.;
  3. A person that you admire because of a particular quality or skill that they have; or
  4. In North American English, a long bread roll split open along its length and filled with various types of food.

Ok, Item 4 demonstrates how contemporary language has become ‘monetized’, to the point of meaninglessness. So, this Postcard definition (with the help of people who actually know what they are talking about):

Definition of HEROICS:

  • It’s performed in service to others in need – whether that’s a person, group, or community – or in defense of certain ideals;
  • It’s engaged in voluntarily, even in military contexts, as heroism remains an act that goes beyond the requirements of military duty;
  • A heroic act is one performed with recognition of risks and costs, be they to one’s physical health or personal reputation, in which the actor is willing to accept anticipated sacrifice; and
  • It is performed without external gain anticipated at the time of the act.

Heroism is a concern for other people in need—a concern to defend a moral cause, knowing there is a personal risk, done without expectation of reward. What are the consequences of neither having legitimate heroes, nor honouring them:

Enough chat, lets discuss some real heroes:

Who were the Heroic Men of Convoy PQ17.

The merchant seaman of Convoy PQ17 were just average British men, men of combat age, who just loved being at sea, right? Absolutely wrong! PQ17 included: Indian, Chinese, West Africans, Scandinavians, Dutch, Canada, New Zealanders, and Australians. Notably and in contrast to the times – The British Merchant Navy was similar to a ‘Foreign Legion’, recognized as an open society, free of distinctions of class, race, religion, age or colour.

The men who crewed such convoys, are often portrayed as grizzled, crusty older men. Perhaps stoking boilers or a cook smoking whilst stirring yet another stew of salted beef. Much of this is true, for example the oldest known merchant seamen were in their seventies. Chief Cook Santan Martins of SS Calabria was aged 79 when he was killed in action in her sinking by German Submarine U-103 in December 1940. But, there were also boys.

The youngest merchant seamen were invariably “Boy” ratings, Deck Boys, Galley Boys, Mess Room Boys, Stewards Boys or Cabin Boys typically 14 or 15 years of age. Ken and Ray Lewis, aged 14 and 15 years respectively, were killed sailing together aboard the SS Fiscus when it was sunk by German Submarine U-99. 

Heroes of the British Convoys that supplied the USSR in World War 2.
Heroes of the British Convoys that supplied the USSR in World War 2.

What motivated such Heroes?

So why did they do it?

Well, it certainly wasn’t for the pay and conditions! The basic working week was 64 hours, before overtime kicked in. Food was usually coarse and poor as refrigeration was not available. Salt meat from brine tubs and butter from tins provided much of the staple diet. 

On British vessels attacked and sunk by enemy action, merchant sailors received no pay from the moment that their ship sank, regardless of survival if picked from the sea, it was all recorded as non-working time! Fortunately, this changed in May 1941, so the few survivors of PQ 17 were paid: An amount substantially less than a British Army Privates pay, so not very much!

From the outbreak of war in September 1939, British Merchant Seamen could decide if they wished to sail and risk attack by German forces. The extremely high losses were public knowledge. Such men knew the fear and went anyway.

The men of PQ 17 were not there for the pay or conditions, they weren’t volunteers as such, but it seems they had a choice: They really were unsung heroes! They must have known the risk of death in a cold dark sea.

Lying in the dark, trying to sleep, waiting for the shattering, shaking, and shock inducing impact of a torpedo: They really were heroes, scared and frightened, but nevertheless heroic.

Heroes: Real and Fictious:

Do we need to bring back real heroes? Why if at all do we need heroes?

We need heroes first and foremost because our heroes help define the limits of our aspirations – Courage, humour, and justice: Or indeed the lack of them. Sometimes those heroes are real characters, sometimes fictious. Sometime those heroes are very young and very scared, but they perform heroic acts regardless. The fictious ones are often satirical, funny, pathetic even: They provide a voice that the real unsung heroes may never otherwise have.

Old Tin Legs – Sir Douglas Bader:

Douglas Bader a Heroes, hero.
Watch this Mum – No legs! Nothing beats Determination!

Group Captain Sir Douglas Robert Steuart Bader, or better known to those who respect him as, ‘Old Tin Legs’, or ‘Dogs Body (DB)’.

Those lucky to have been born in my generation or earlier, the Swinging 60’s, know Douglas well. For others, a potted history:

Douglas was a WW2 British Spitfire Ace. Quite remarkable given he lost both legs crashing his plane in 1931. Flew top cover over ‘The Dunkirk Evacuation’, then ‘The Battle of Britain’, until shot down over France in 1941: Multiple escapes from German captivity, the first within days of being shot down. Such a pain in the arse, Germany locked him in ‘Colditz Castle’. Not one to let the weeds grow under his tin feet, Douglas spent his time in Colditz smuggling contraband around inside his tin legs.

Sir Douglas is a legitimate hero in the classic military sense, boundless drive, courage, and resilience But, just as important is the example he sets in overcoming adversity. Imagine losing both legs in 1931? We’ve all seen contemporary amputees working hard to regain mobility, and that’s with extremely sophisticated prosthetics. Imagine having two tin legs manufactured by a craftsman who last week was beating out wing panels for a Morris Minor?

Heroism is not just displayed in military settings. Not all heroes are solely of the ‘daring do’ military type, some heroes, who time travelled down to us, were simply heroic regardless of setting!

Captain Lawrence Oates.

“I am just going outside and may be some time.”

Captain Lawrence Oates.

Last week, 19 January, was the anniversary of British Naval Officer, Captain Scott’s ill-fated race to the South Pole. He lost the race and his life. Also losing his life was a British Army Officer, Captain Lawrence Oates. Lawrence was another classic military hero. Seriously wounded in an 1898 Second Boer War engagement, when called on to surrender Lawrence replied, “I came to fight not surrender”. For that action Lawrence was recommended for the Victoria Cross, the Commonwealth’s highest military medal, since 1856 only ever awarded to 1358 individuals. But another action made him an enduring hero.

On the return from the South Pole, Lawrence performed an extraordinary feat of self-sacrifice. Injured and crippled from frost bite, he knew he was slowing down the team, compromising their chance of a safe return. Lawrence walked out into the night with classic British understatement: “I am just going outside and may be some time”.

Captain Lawrence Oates – ‘A Very Gallant Gentleman’.

Enduring British Heroes of total fiction.

Some fictious heroes, just endure, for their message travels across time – Take Captain James ‘Biggles’ Bigglesworth – then we have a not so humble bank manager, the WW2 British Home Guards, Captain Mainwaring.

Am I entering the Realm of Fantasy here?

Captain George Mainwaring a fictional WW2 British Home Guard Captain of the sitcom ‘Dad’s Army’ fame. First aired on 31 July 1968, ‘Dad’s Army’ still remains a favourite, despite 53 years of time travel! But seriously, what can the bungling George tell us about heroism?

George is pompous, blustering, with an overdeveloped sense of his own importance. But he is also brave, self-sacrificing, loyal to his men without fault, and prepared to make very hard decisions. If not perhaps classically heroic in appearance, Captain Mainwaring is at least out in public demonstrating fundamental Leadership skills. However, even the bumbling, likeable Captain, does at times display heroics beyond that expected of a Home Guard Officer. When the local parishioners are taken hostage by a downed Luftwaffe air crew, George leads a successful rescue mission. Success is only possible when George places his own life in danger as a distraction, allowing the Platoon to flank and overcome armed German airman.

Captain George Mainwaring symbolizes all the ordinary people that have performed extraordinary heroic feats of self-sacrifice in the interests of others.

Lest we forget that fact. Britain has not.

Lest We Forget all the Captain George Mainwarings

The End – of Heroes

The time has come to change our model of heroism. Being a hero is no longer a mythical classification reserved for superheroes in comic books, or a few legendary men and women, or classic military types. Nor should we tolerate narcissistic politicians, who debase the concept of ‘Hero’ for self-seeking purposes.

The meaning and definition of words is important. That the Oxford English Language Dictionary, defines ‘Hero’ as a: ‘Bread roll stuffed with food’, is quite absurd!

Our role models need reprogramming, who do we want to emulate. People we respect because of their ethical values and morals? Or those who have many social media followers?

Social media makes it far too easy to confuse celebrity with excellence.

Recognition and acceptance of the value of Principles is part of the answer: Trustworthiness, Integrity, Courage, Honesty, Authenticity, and Humility – Foundational Leadership aspirations. Oh, and let’s toss in some essential Captain Mainwaring – Loyal to his men without fault and prepared to make very hard decisions.

The war in Ukraine has many lessons – We need more of such Principles.

Who could ever have guessed that the good President was a fan of Corporal Jones?

The Wisdom of Humble Butchers can inspire Presidents!

Time Travel – Desperately seeking a Singapore Sling

(This Postcard was written in September 2022, from Australia whilst preparing for my adventure to Singapore. I had only just started writing and admit to having little if any idea what I would say, how to start, or even if I could.)

Firstly, my apology: My Postcard Number 1 introduced my intent to write about my upcoming Journey to Singapore. Since then, 6 Postcards, no Singapore. Just, distractions, crossroads, sidetracks, and lame dabbling in some form of written Stand-Up Comedy. Ok, I admit I’ve been delaying, I have absolutely no idea what a Travel Blog is, let alone how to write one! So, how about I document what I know off Singapore? While I’m about it might even do a little time travelling to reinforce my knowledge.

Sir Stamford Raffles – Colonizing Hero or Self-seeking villain?

Sir Stamford Raffles arrives.

Stamford Raffles rowed his pinnace ashore in Feb 1819, founding Singapore. With a ‘chilly bin’ full of Guinness he started a Pub, it became the internationally famous Raffles Hotel. A deck hand press ganged in Hong Kong, being of cultured upbringing, did not like drinking without food. Try these Singapore Noodles! Stamford’s French Chef, abhorred Guinness, saying: “Labière anglaise a le goût de la merde“, Aussie English translation meaning kinda: “English beer looks and tastes like something me bluey passed“: Try this Singapore Sling.

I first visited ‘Raffles Pub’ in 1986. It was somewhat run down and scruffy, rather rakish, and charming. Not very posh and none to selective about clientele, after all they let me drink in the main bar.

Singapore loves its Colonial Heritage.

Now ‘Raffles Pub’ is top shelf all the way. I took these photos a few nights back. Wet through, and rung out from walking Singapore: Well, I could not get in! Besides, $35 for a Singapore Sling, well that’s not really my cup of tea!

Without question ‘Raffles Singapore’ is the finest of the colonial architecture of Singapore, says a lot, because though the Singaporeans, were keen to see the British return to Europe, the Singaporean’s have spent considerable wealth maintaining the architectural heritage that remains in consequence of the British Empire.

Singapore, how did we get here?

Ok, that’s about my limit of knowledge on Singapore, other than:

The Singaporeans were mighty pissed in 1942, when Britain’s unconquerable armoured gunned fortress, fell quickly to Japan. The Japanese plan was really complicated: Let’s knick a pile of pushies from China, then ride down into Singapore from the opposite side of all those British guns. The British Commonwealth were dismally badly prepared for World War 2. One of many strategic failures was to underestimate the grit, tenacity and creativity of Japan. I suspect racism and bigotry played no small part in that.

In the 1950’s Singapore asked the British to go home. Unlike the French response to Vietnam’s similar request, surprisingly they actually did. Perhaps they remembered Publican Stamford’s advice:

Better to walk out of a Pub Brawl, then been thrown out“.

Sir Stamford Raffles.

Singapore managed communism with just a little slaughter and mayhem, well by Vietnamese and Indonesian standards.

Singapore’s Prime Minister, Lee Kuan Yew, warned Australia in 1980, You will become the poor white trash of Asia‘. Very surprisingly, Australia’s Prime Minister Bob Hawke agreed with him.

Singapore, myths, ripping yarns and lies.

So, all of my extensive knowledge is true, or perhaps not?

in Feb 1819, Stamford did indeed establish the Singapore we know. A little time travel to 0135BC finds Claudius Ptolemy, a Roman Geographer, writing of the existence of the geographic place we know as Singapore. Which, introduces another of my pondering obsessions: Just how much knowledge of the Ancient World has been lost? More so given in 1776, British Captain James Cook, after several weeks Rugby Touring in New Zealand, literally ran into an unknown Australia! An Island 10,700 times bigger than Singapore.

The Buddhist Kingdom of Sumatra actually founded Singapura in 1250. Singapura means ‘Lion City’ in Sanskrit. Remaining the National Symbol today. Genghis Kahn, obsessed about time travel, also had a penchant for ‘Duty Free,’ establishing a Singapore trade mission in 1320. Singapore is hence the oldest location where a thriving Chinese community existed outside China.

1613, the Portuguese destroyed Singapore. Why? Perhaps the sailors were thirsty, and no one loves A Pub with No Beer. Indeed, their time travel was 200 years too early. Singapore sank into obscurity until Stamford decided, what a great place to build a pub!

Cocktails, noodles and other truths.

Singapore Noodles, well they are actually ‘Hong Kong Noodles,’ created by Hong Kong chefs in 1955 to add a little panache, to oh so common stir-fried noodles. Perhaps, Singapore had already established its position as an Asian food paradise for international travellers.

Stamford’s pub did indeed create the ‘Singapore Sling,’ but in 1915. Bartender Ngiam Tong Biam, an empathetic soul, realised some ladies, actually like a serious drink, but walking around in those high heels and silk sarong kebaya, carrying a double scotch was, well not very lady like. But a pink coloured drink, with fruit and an umbrella: Who could possibly know it has 3 times the boot of Stamford’s Guinness!

The value of Travel.

I have to catch the post now, so, why did the British leave so willingly? Can wait for another Postcard.

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow mindedness.” So wrote Mark Twain in 1880, and it’s true. In our troubled international times, and abundance of open mindedness would surely be a positive attribute in all society.

Travel is excellent, even more inspiring when you actual know something about your destination.

Time Travel – Destruction, Lust, Philosophers, Fascists, and Arseholes

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28 November 2022, finds me Down Under in rural Australia, suffering a debilitating head cold – feeling ‘blah’. No physical activity outside today for this little black duck. Besides, it’s oh so hot, extremely dry: The run down to XMAS in Australia. So, time for some ‘Time Travel’, better known as the pondering of history. 1980, I brought this old TARDIS, from the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC), the first of many of British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher’s cultural budget cuts. I’ve been very fortunate that my obsession with Time Travel, always provides the instant ability to leave the present, ponder the past, and imagine the future.

Julius Caesar – Time travel and a self-promoting violent arsehole.

The British Broadcasting Commission (BBC) created the TARDIS. A machine for travelling through history.

I’ve been casually pondering such issues as: Was Julius Caesar a Superstar, or just a typical self-promoting politically violent arsehole? Did his behaviour time travel down to us? Ancient British Druids knew some cool stuff, what happened to them? What did the Ancient Romans ever do for us? Did anything of significance time travel down to us in 2022? Just every day meaningless ponderings: Oh, and do head colds impact your mental faculties?

Now, if I can just remember where I put my reading glasses, ok: Here we come Julius.

Caesar meets the British Celts.

Julius Caesar, famous Ancient Roman General. Julius is a famous time traveller. His life has been recorded in history and travelled down to us.

2077 years previously, we find Julius Caesar invading Britain for the first time. Caesar’s all conquering legions fought their way ashore, but they did not stay long – seems British food was rough on the Italian digestion, besides those naked blue painted Brits, were not great company: They liked to get drunk and throw stuff!

Julius’ rugby toured Britain again 12 months later, again he did not stay exceptionally long: Preferring a Roman Cafe – good coffee, and the leisure time to write an awful lot of Fake News about British Celts.

Julius Caesar – Lies and Time Travel.

Caesar highly embellished the success of his troopers. Roman Infantry and Cavalry were at that time invincible. Caesar was the Ancient World’s equal of Field Marshal General Rommel, master of combined arms: Both suffered political assassinations. They were notorious self-promoters: Julius with his written war diaries, Irwin with his photos. We have so many excellent holiday snaps of Irwin in combat, simply because he ordered them taken. Jumping to 2022, Irwin has self-promotion in common with Donald Trump: The similarity stops there – One is a Fascist, the other was not.

General Rommel, famous German leaded of World War 2. Another brilliant time traveller who history has recorded, and he travelled down to us.

Julius’ War Diary Time Travel to us.

Caesar’s War Diaries skip the fact that arrival in Britain was accompanied by the sounds of his men being violently seasick: Romans were not particularly good sailors, this was not the Mediterranean! So, the common legionnaire, disorientated and vomiting: Looked up at the blue faced naked masses, led by Druid priests, and simply said “Vaffanculo, non sto uscendo da questo galeone”.

Julius delivered his typical brilliant oratory: Straight out of ‘Saving Private Ryan’, “Solo due tipi di uomini stanno su questi galeoni, gli uomini morti e quelli che stanno per morire‘. Still, they refused to move! Very cleverly he sent a faithful Centurion ashore carrying the ‘Roman Standard, but also carrying something Julius failed to mention, everyone’s pay! Perhaps the first recorded evidence that common soldiers will certainly fight for Empire, but it’s equally motivating to secure your pay whilst you’re at it. Who were these Druids?

British Celts and sexy Druids – Time travel.

British Celts were led by a ruling high class of Druids: Born to rule, leadership as birth right, aristocratic, priest, teacher, judge, magician, wizard, shape shifter and politician – The British like this sort of thing! Druids were highly effective at marshalling martial resistance to the Romans. Consequently, Rome responded with its typical pragmaticism – they simply slaughtered every single Druid. Ironically, Irwin Rommel would have preferred if Germany’s evil Druid had had been slaughtered. To reinforce a lesson, we’ve often forgotten over 2000 years, women were well represented amongst Druids.

Druids were the ruling class of Ancient Britain. Travelling through history down to us. They are renowned for their knowledge, leadership, wisdom, and political power. Women were well represented amongst Druids.

Female Leaders in the Ancient World.

Yes, Druids were men and women. Ancient records suggest they held some knowledge beyond common in Ancient Britain – From an earlier civilization, Atlantis even. I’m confident they looked nothing like the images that have time travelled down to us. More Maggie Thatcher or Boris Johnson, similarities exist, as Billy Bragg, (British poet, one time busker, folk singer and general shit stirrer) would agree, both were shapeshifters from another Planet.

Italian Mobsters and the Peace of Rome.

So, did Julius omit anything else? Caesar conveniently forgot to mention the significance of nature and specifically trees in the spiritual life of British Celts. He mentioned trees as in: “The Druids made human sacrifices and indulged in cannibalism amidst sacred tree groves“. It was indeed such sacrifices that Rome used as justification for the destruction of Druid led Celtic Civilization. Monumental hypocrisy on behalf of Rome! Caesar was motivated to promote the Celts as savages, he was playing a political game in Rome. Caesar’s War Diaries were the ‘twitter’ of their day. This dehumanizing of other humans for self-seeking political purposes, has been a constant time traveler down to us. Caesar was also broke!

Protection Racket in the Ancient World.

In service to the Italian Mob, Caesar was in debt to the Roman mobster families. Right up to the ears of ‘Genitor’ his fine equestrian mount. He had borrowed heavily to fund his earlier conquest of the European Celts. Not keen on sharing his bed with parts of Genitor. Military success for Caesar brought financial capital and the military honours required to dominate Rome’s politics.

Caesar invaded Britain, not to spread Roman Civilization, and certainly not to stop the alleged Druid atrocities. If Caesar was spreading ‘Pax Romana‘, it was more akin to a New York Mafia Protection Racket. Caesar wanted gold, silver, tin, and timber, the latter in huge abundance right across Britain.

Historians agree that the Celts of Britain had had a deep affinity for trees for thousands of years. The Celts were completely embedded as a forest culture. A telling point is that in the Celtic language, more words existed associated with trees than any other concept. Where might we be today if this affinity with nature had time travelled as ingrained human culture?

Ripping Yarns and the Tree of Life.

Ok, another ripping yarn and perhaps interesting, but what’s my point?

Postcard # 1 warned of my passion for Ancient History. http://postcardsfromdownunder.com/about-me/I’ve been reading history voraciously since I was about 20, so 40 years. Always pondered the achievements, thinking surely many cool things did not survive time travel? Knowledge lost? I also warned that all things are interconnected. Certainly, Ancient British Celts believed this was so. The Tree of Life was the spiritual, temporal, and pragmatic instrument of connections in Life. Such interconnectivity travels across time and space – Sometimes you just need to listen.

The Purpose of a Ripping Yarn.

My purpose was to consider the lost, what remained, reasons for such losses, what remains unchanged, and that rediscovered. All in the context of truth, warning that there are some real bull shit artists around these days. An art group I’ve been a member of for decades. Time Travel is a great antidote to such nonsense.

Somethings have not changed in 2077 years. History demonstrates that Politicians, Corporate Tyrants, and the Military, are capable of deception in service of self-seeking, self-promoting activity. In the name of self-interest, surely much has been lost, that could have made a better future. A better present, the one we live in now!

But did anything significant time travel down to us from the Ancient World?

What did the Ancient Romans ever do for us?

What did the Ancient Romans, Greeks and Persians ever do for us?

Rome gave us roads, central heating, concrete, the modern calendar, and flushing toilets. The latter quite an achievement, given this Aussie boy, did not have a flushing toilet till 1972! Ancient Greece left us some wonderful food. But also:

  • The water driven grain mill;
  • The speed odometer (important to control drink driving of bullock carts I guess);
  • Alarm clocks;
  • Cartography;
  • The Olympics;
  • Geometry;
  • Medicine,
  • Philosophy,
  • Democracy; (if you exclude women),
  • and Science.

Not to be outdone, the Ancient Persians left us:

  • The First Declaration of Human Rights (we obviously lost that copy);
  • Irrigation;
  • Refrigeration;
  • Guitar;
  • Monotheism (origin of the three Abrahamic Religions);
  • Windmills;
  • Air-conditioning; and
  • and the Postal System.

Stoicism.

And then there is, ‘The Philosophy of Stoicism‘. 200 years prior to Julius’ British Tour, Zeno of Citium, Greece deeply pondered stuff. Zeno was a very grumpy writer. I know something of grumpiness I’ve written at length about it. You can find my previous post by following this Link.

Zeno of Citium, Ancient Greece deeply pondered stuff.

Lifes Purpose.

Eventually, several bottles of retsina in, he nailed the ‘Purpose of Life’ – Stoicism. Julius obviously skipped this class at the Military Academy – Playing polo with Genitor, I guess.

 Zeno’s ponderings time travelling 500 years down to Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius – 2022’s most well-known promoter of the power of Stoicism.

Mental Health and the stiff upper lip.

Few people would have heard of Zeno, but everyone is familiar with the term to be ‘stoic’. EG: The British displayed great stoicism during the Battle of Britain.

The stiff upper lip, the British Bulldog Defiance!

‘Keeping a stiff upper lip’, to be stoic, is an aspect of the Philosophy of Stoicism, but not the essence. The essence of Ancient Stoic Philosophy is that man can harness Logic, Acceptance and Control. All aimed at calming the heart, mind, and soul. Starting to sound familiar? Up steps modern Cognitive Behaviour Therapy (CBT). Now time travel gets really interesting!

CBT has proven effective in treating:

  • Depression,
  • Anxiety,
  • Eating disorders,
  • Bipolar dysfunction,
  • Childhood abuse disorders,
  • Alcoholism,
  • Drug addiction, and
  • Smoking.

Given the increasing prevalence of such issues, high chance you’ve personally benefitted from CBT. Or at least some of your family and friends have. Excellent, how does CBT work?

In essence, with CBT, the idea is that if you have unhelpful automatic thoughts, these can negatively influence your emotions. Your emotions then drive behaviour. Often those negative or automatic thoughts do not accurately present reality. So, CBT interventions help you recognize or change those automatic thoughts. Then manage how you perceive, interpret, and react to the world. This sounds awfully familiar.

So, CBT of 2022 is based on Old Zeno’s writings of 2400 years previous? Well not exactly.

CBT arrives in the Contemporary World.

In 1962 American psychotherapist Albert Ellis, a pioneer of early CBT, was pondering his own time travel. Writing up clinical observations, he suddenly recalled his own Year 10 class on the teachings of Marcus. He was I imagined quite stunned:

“This principle, which I have inducted from many psychotherapeutic sessions, was originally discovered and stated by the ancient Stoic philosophers, especially Zeno of Citium, and Marcus Aurelius“.

The truths of Stoicism were set forth by Epictetus, who wrote:

Men are disturbed not by things, but by the views which they take of them.”

So, in 1942 the stoic old bulldog had it right:

It seems that 2400 years previously, humans stumbled across the healing power of Stoicism. Then enthusiastically went about destroying other people’s civilizations, tinkering with new religions, reducing trees to commodities. Generally, after fucking things up, then hurried off as if nothing happened.

Fortunately for those for whom CBT is a lifeline to happiness, we found our way back in time.

Time Travel.

Time for me to live in the 2022 present. After all my TARDIS needs a service, you just can’t get the spare parts. I’m told its COVID delays and the Ukraine War – Best be stoic and focus on what’s in my control.

Pay attention to your own personal TARDIS – Time and Relative Dimension in Space.

Take care.

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